Just ran some errands on my lunch break.  These were my observations:

1.  Homeless man #1 telling me before I get back from my lunch break, I’m gonna give him one dollar OR 50 cents (if I have it).

2.  A 65-year-old woman smoking and belching, all whilst sporting a tight-fitting Disney Princess t-shirt (Sleeping Beauty), surely intended for a child.

3.  Homeless man #2 minding his own business, intently studying a 3″ thick Atlas of the World.