Don’t pretend you’re glad I sit near you and we’re gonna chat alllllllll the time, Lady-Who-Now-Sits-Two-Desks-Away-From-Me-and-Only-Shows-Up-Three-Days-a-Week-for-Four-Hours-Each-Day-and-Conudcts-Business-Very-Loudly-So-That-Everyone-Knows-that-She’s-RSVPing-on-Behalf-of-Alicia-Keyes-to-Some-Dumb-Event-that-Nobody-Actually-Cares-About. I don’t like you. ~CQH

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