My 7-year old neighbor informed me his mom said he could get a cell phone when he turns 11.  I told him cell phones didn’t exist when I was 11 (those brick-like car phones don’t count).  He then asked, “what did people do without cell phones?  E-mail each other?”  You should have seen the look of shock on his face when I said the modern internet didn’t exist either.  He then asked “How old ARE you?!”  I might as well be a dinosaur. ~AKH


UPDATE:  It’s probably a good thing dinosaurs didn’t have cell phones.  I imagine it would be hard for T-Rex to text with those stubby arms.