A small tornado rolled through my grandma’s neighborhood yesterday. A news reporter tried to interview her about it and she told him she didn’t want to be on TV. He then asked her what her name was and she told him Nunya Business. ~CQH

Update:  Despite her protests, Grandma was prominently featured on channel 6 Action News.  She’s asked me (multiple times) if I wanted her autograph.  ~AKH