If you need to get someone a lengthy message full of numbers and financial jargon, I will kindly direct you to said someone’s voicemail. Do not leave that message with me, a 20-something girl who just fell into this admin job at a financial services firm. I have no idea what you’re talking about, it gives me a headache, and you’ll most likely just end up accidentally buying stock in whatever company manufactures the Flowbee. Regards, ~CQH