In an effort to reduce the number of abandoned, half-drank water bottles being left around the house, a certain family member, who’s first initial is a B, marks her bottles of water with her initial.  Her theory is that she can always identify which bottle is hers and, should she not finish a bottle, she can store it in the fridge until she becomes thirsty again.  After a peek in the fridge last night, however, I assert that her system is flawed:


She's become a hoarder.