I’m beginning to identify with Milton from Office Space.  The P.O.S. purple stapler on my desk is worthless.  Just now it was thwarted by a monstrous 5 pages.  I’m ready to invest in a Swingline® Stapler.  My current stapler’s manufacturer is so embarrassed by its quality they it took me five minutes to find the manufacturer’s stamp (I had to open the stapler to find it).  Only the best from here on out. ~AKH