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  • Bag of Jerky 11:16 am on September 30, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , wine   

    I stumbled upon this list today.  I have a problem with number 14:

    14.  Don’t throw out all that leftover wine:  Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.

    THROW OUT??… LEFTOVER?? ~CQH

     
    • EWH 2:10 pm on September 30, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      couldn’t agree more, Haley’s don’t waste alcohol

      • AC 9:20 pm on October 5, 2011 Permalink | Reply

        i like the idea of wine ice cubes in my cocktails

  • Bag of Jerky 8:46 am on September 30, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , , transportation   

    Subway Etiquitte:  ONE concave plastic scoop per ass. ~CQH

     
  • Bag of Jerky 1:12 pm on September 29, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: phones, unfortunate,   

    We have big “turrett” style phones at my office that display the initials of the person whose line is ringing. I can’t help but laugh every time POS gets a phone call. ~CQH

     
  • Bag of Jerky 10:59 am on September 29, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: ball dropped, , tickets   

    Holy Scheisse, did I just drop the ball.  At 9:58am, I won the opportunity to buy Phillies post-season tickets.  Despite sitting at a computer at the time AND owning a smart phone, I neglected to check my email until 10:47.  The tickets were gone 😦

    I probably won’t be able to show my face at home for a while. ~AKH

     
    • Tommy 11:27 am on September 29, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      Jerk….

      • EWH 12:24 pm on September 29, 2011 Permalink | Reply

        At least you didn’t do that when the opportunity was for World Series tickets like someone I know….

    • Monica 3:11 pm on September 29, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      I realized I did too at like 1pm

  • Bag of Jerky 10:07 am on September 29, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: brownie, multitasking,   

    Last night I settled in front of the TV with a soft, chewy, homemade brownie for a snack.  I nibbled on the brownie during my half hour-long show, then proceeded to find a new show to watch On Demand.  With only about 5 minutes left in Teen Mom, I realized there was something mushy next to my left thigh on the chair.  Oh my god!  I had not finished the brownie as I suspected, but must have subconsciously placed it under my leg for safe keeping.  I guess I’m not as good at multitasking as I thought I was. ~AKH

     
  • Bag of Jerky 8:53 am on September 29, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: games, iPhone, phone   

    5 Signs You’re Playing Too Many Smartphone Games

     

    1.  The closest you’ve ever come to a passion fruit is slicing it in half with an invisible samurai sword.

    Fruit Ninja

     

     

    2.  Anything hanging from a rope, string, spiderweb, etc. prompts you to look around for a tiny hungry green alien.

    Cut the Rope

     

    3.  When a Southwest Airlines plane flies by, you hope the gate at it’s destination is blue.

    Airport Mania

     

    4.  You’re certain that “qi” and “xi” are words, but you have no clue what they mean.

    Words with Friends

     And finally…

    5.  You wonder why that black bird that you just saw wasn’t immensely rotund with a lit fuse on top of his head. 

    Angry Birds
     
    I do all of these things ~ CQH
     
     
  • Bag of Jerky 9:02 am on September 28, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: DVR, Glee,   

    And now for a White Whine:  My DVR stopped recording at 8:50 instead of 9:00.  I missed the end of Glee.  ~CQH

     
  • Bag of Jerky 8:55 am on September 28, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , , Snooze   

    What jackwagon put the snooze and ignore buttons so close together on phone alarm clocks?? Rolled into work a cool 45mins late today. Fannnnntastic. ~CQH

     
  • Bag of Jerky 1:30 pm on September 27, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: cute, dog,   

    It’s next to impossible to have a bad day at work when your desk neighbor has an awesome desktop background. ~CQH

     
  • Bag of Jerky 1:19 pm on September 26, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: boating enthusiast, office humor, sailing,   

    Admittedly, I wear a variety of boat shoes and navy blue striped clothing to work (it’s a casual office setting).  My co-workers make note of this fact and often ask when I plan to set sail.  Ironically, I’ve spent very little time on boats.  I just have a preference for sailor-like clothing.  I like to think of myself as more of a “boating enthusiast” than a sailor.  I can only reply  “touché” to the co-worker who changed my windows theme to “Sailing” when I was away from my desk. ~AKH

     

     
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