5 Signs You’re Playing Too Many Smartphone Games


1.  The closest you’ve ever come to a passion fruit is slicing it in half with an invisible samurai sword.

Fruit Ninja



2.  Anything hanging from a rope, string, spiderweb, etc. prompts you to look around for a tiny hungry green alien.

Cut the Rope


3.  When a Southwest Airlines plane flies by, you hope the gate at it’s destination is blue.

Airport Mania


4.  You’re certain that “qi” and “xi” are words, but you have no clue what they mean.

Words with Friends

 And finally…

5.  You wonder why that black bird that you just saw wasn’t immensely rotund with a lit fuse on top of his head. 

Angry Birds
I do all of these things ~ CQH