Natalie Wood didn’t drown.  I surmise she was mauled by a werewolf.

Werewolf (source: http://today.msnbc.msn.com)

This man, the Captain of the boat from which Natalie Wood supposedly drowned, has come forward to shed new light on Natalie Wood’s death in 1981.  He claims Robert Wagner, Wood’s husband, was responsible for her death, but he also admits to “making mistakes” that evening.  Clearly the man is a werewolf. He has hair on his upper cheeks.  The mistake to which he refers must have been going out during a full moon.  ~AKH

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