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  • Bag of Jerky 9:07 pm on December 27, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: awesome christmas gifts, clark w. griswold, clue, moose mug, secret santa   

    My Secret Santa gave me the following ass-kicking gifts for Christmas this year.  I think it’s safe to say that my game of Clue is fancier than yours:









    As if that weren’t classy enough, my Secret Santa also gave me a set of Moose Mugs, not unlike those belonging to my hero, Clark W. Griswold.

    Moose Mugs. Right mug is filled with eggnog for effect.

    This Christmas was indeed merry.  ~AKH

    • EWH 9:44 am on December 28, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      I’d like to mee this “Secret Santa” you speak of. They seem like quite the cool fellow.

  • Bag of Jerky 10:16 am on December 21, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , , War, WW2   

    I just asked my sister for suggestions for Christmas present ideas for our Grandma.  She pointed me to this:


     Nothing like saying ” Merry Christmas Grandma!  Congratulations on surving Dubya Dubya 2.” ~CQH

     PS… I will be saying it, as it is now in my Amazon  shopping cart.

  • Bag of Jerky 11:53 am on December 20, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: Coins, Dollars, Euros,   

    Why can’t America round their prices like Europe seems to?  Nobody thinks they’re getting a deal if something is $19.99.  Just make it an even $20.  I don’t want to jingle.

  • Bag of Jerky 3:05 pm on December 16, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: ill-advised, learned through experience, wasabi   

    Be it ill-advised to snack on wasabi peas, then scratch one’s eyelid prior to washing the wasabi remnants from one’s fingers. ~AKH

  • Bag of Jerky 10:23 am on December 16, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: butter, , measurement   

    Last night I learned the hard way that 1 cup of butter does not equal one pound of butter (for those that are curious, one cup is a HALF of a pound of butter).  ~AKH


    Left cookies, proper amount of butter employed. Right blobs, double the butter employed.


  • Bag of Jerky 11:42 am on December 14, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , boss, dino, triceratops,   

    Just got this instant message at work:

    “Will you spend some time with me this afternoon to help clear out Todd’s office to make room for the dino?”

    She means dinoSAUR. A Triceratops skull. Todd is my boss. Todd = Awesome. ~CQH



    The Dino Has arrived and it is NOT a triceratops.  It is a TYRANNOSAURUS REX.  Wow.

  • Bag of Jerky 10:58 am on December 9, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: lady liberty, out of context, statue of liberty, underskirts   

    My company is currently working on a project at the Statue of Liberty.  As I passed by his office, I overheard the British president of the company speaking on the phone with a co-worker who was onsite.  The only phrase I caught was “I’m glad I can still hear you from the underskirts of the lady.” ~AKH

  • Bag of Jerky 9:19 am on December 9, 2011 Permalink | Reply  

    I tried to discreetly take a picture of a woman on the PATH today who I SWEAR was wearing black face. I didn’t realize that the flash setting was switched to on “on” my phone. Woops ~CQH

    • Tommy 9:22 am on December 9, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      Where is the pic? Lol

      • Bag of Jerky 9:22 am on December 9, 2011 Permalink | Reply

        Unfortunately I didn’t get it, as when I realized the flash was going off I threw my hand up over the lens to block it.

  • Bag of Jerky 1:35 pm on December 6, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: December 6, Krampus, St. Nicholas   

    Ah December 6th.  It’s St. Nicholas’ Day.  When I was in Catholic grammar school, this marked the day that children would put their shoes outside of the classroom door and by day’s end, they would be full of candy (compliments of St. Nick).  When I was studying abroad in Vienna, Austria, this marked the day when Krampus, St. Nick’s evil companion, would wield a whip and a broomstick, terrifying little children (and adults) to be good or else. ~AKH

  • Bag of Jerky 1:08 pm on December 5, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: Stocking stuffer, urban outfitters   

    Urban Outfitters, I don’t care what you say.  A $68 iPad case and $139 Ray-Bans are NOT stocking stuffers. ~AKH

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