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My Secret Santa gave me the following ass-kicking gifts for Christmas this year.  I think it’s safe to say that my game of Clue is fancier than yours:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

As if that weren’t classy enough, my Secret Santa also gave me a set of Moose Mugs, not unlike those belonging to my hero, Clark W. Griswold.

Moose Mugs. Right mug is filled with eggnog for effect.

This Christmas was indeed merry.  ~AKH

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I just asked my sister for suggestions for Christmas present ideas for our Grandma.  She pointed me to this:

 

 Nothing like saying ” Merry Christmas Grandma!  Congratulations on surving Dubya Dubya 2.” ~CQH

 PS… I will be saying it, as it is now in my Amazon  shopping cart.

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Why can’t America round their prices like Europe seems to?  Nobody thinks they’re getting a deal if something is $19.99.  Just make it an even $20.  I don’t want to jingle.

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Be it ill-advised to snack on wasabi peas, then scratch one’s eyelid prior to washing the wasabi remnants from one’s fingers. ~AKH

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Last night I learned the hard way that 1 cup of butter does not equal one pound of butter (for those that are curious, one cup is a HALF of a pound of butter).  ~AKH

 

Left cookies, proper amount of butter employed. Right blobs, double the butter employed.

 

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Just got this instant message at work:

“Will you spend some time with me this afternoon to help clear out Todd’s office to make room for the dino?”

She means dinoSAUR. A Triceratops skull. Todd is my boss. Todd = Awesome. ~CQH

 

UPDATE:

The Dino Has arrived and it is NOT a triceratops.  It is a TYRANNOSAURUS REX.  Wow.

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My company is currently working on a project at the Statue of Liberty.  As I passed by his office, I overheard the British president of the company speaking on the phone with a co-worker who was onsite.  The only phrase I caught was “I’m glad I can still hear you from the underskirts of the lady.” ~AKH

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I tried to discreetly take a picture of a woman on the PATH today who I SWEAR was wearing black face. I didn’t realize that the flash setting was switched to on “on” my phone. Woops ~CQH

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Ah December 6th.  It’s St. Nicholas’ Day.  When I was in Catholic grammar school, this marked the day that children would put their shoes outside of the classroom door and by day’s end, they would be full of candy (compliments of St. Nick).  When I was studying abroad in Vienna, Austria, this marked the day when Krampus, St. Nick’s evil companion, would wield a whip and a broomstick, terrifying little children (and adults) to be good or else. ~AKH

Krampus (source: http://www.viennareview.net/town/krampus-who-s-3402.html)

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Urban Outfitters, I don’t care what you say.  A $68 iPad case and $139 Ray-Bans are NOT stocking stuffers. ~AKH