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  • Bag of Jerky 10:31 am on February 29, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: stick, , weave   

    Whilst walking into work today, I noticed something unusual near the ground out of the corner of my eye.  I had already passed said object when its identity registered in my mind.  I doubled back to snap this photo.  Here it is folks:  Weave on a stick. ~AKH

    Weave on a stick, blowing in the breeze, like a flag on a mast.

  • Bag of Jerky 3:49 pm on February 9, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: cat call, , geriatric, , vest   

    It’s been a while since I’ve had the opportunity to walk the length of State Street in Trenton.  Today I made my triumphant return, and let me tell you, the city did not disappoint.  I cite the following examples:


    #1.  Not one, but two geriatric fellows cat called to me within a three-minute time span.  The second was particularly attractive due to the fact that he was grasping a cane.

    #2.  This number was featured at a sidewalk sale sponsored by the local men’s sportswear store.  It’s a puffy vest for a very large man.  Furthermore, it’s a steal at only $19.99.  Look closely.  Those are dinosaurs. ~AKH

  • Bag of Jerky 4:01 pm on February 7, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: squash, whale shark   

    According to this article, a supposedly dead whale shark was found 93 miles from the port of Karachi in Pakistan.  Fisherman hauled it in as evidenced below:

    Source: Asif Hassan / AFP - Getty Images

    Setting aside the facts that this is a giant beast, the water is filthy, and there is a lot of blood in the water, I’d like to ask our readers to focus on the men standing in the shadows under the pier.  If I were them, I wouldn’t take such chances.  They have an 80% chance of death by squashing, either via whale shark carcass after those puny ropes break, or via pier collapse, caused by the thousands of witnesses there to take in the spectacle.  What a way to go. ~AKH

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