It’s been a while since I’ve had the opportunity to walk the length of State Street in Trenton.  Today I made my triumphant return, and let me tell you, the city did not disappoint.  I cite the following examples:


#1.  Not one, but two geriatric fellows cat called to me within a three-minute time span.  The second was particularly attractive due to the fact that he was grasping a cane.

#2.  This number was featured at a sidewalk sale sponsored by the local men’s sportswear store.  It’s a puffy vest for a very large man.  Furthermore, it’s a steal at only $19.99.  Look closely.  Those are dinosaurs. ~AKH