The following is an accurate account of last night’s events:

AKH:  “So when are we going to get rid of the old grill that’s been sitting, unused in our yard for the last 3 years?”

Parental Units:  “We don’t know how properly to dispose of it.”

AKH:  “I do.”

I then went outside and wheeled that bitch the the curb.  As of 8am this morning, the grill was gone.  Moral of the story:  If you’re not sure what to do with something, kick it to the curb.