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  • Bag of Jerky 3:23 pm on August 22, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: beast, giant, locust, , yellow jacket   

    me:  you know how big locusts are, right?

    you:  yeah

    me:  Well, I just no lie saw some sort of giant bee or wasp or yellow jacket that was BIGGER than a locust
    you:  oh Jesus.  Get the hell outta there
    me:  I know this because it was carting a locust.  I heard a massive thud upon my window pane and there was this beast, pulling a dead/dying locust upwards.  It was horrifying.
    Sometimes during the summer it’s best to close the windows, close the blinds, and pray the monsters aren’t real.  ~AKH

     

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  • Bag of Jerky 9:32 am on August 17, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: American Vacation, olympics,   

    An indication that I come from a true American family:  Because our vacation coincided with the Olympics this year, we felt it necessary to cart a 42″ plasma tv down the shore with us to replace the 24″ “round” tv provided at the rental house.  If that’s not real American spirit, I don’t know what is. ~AKH

     
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