me:  you know how big locusts are, right?

you:  yeah

me:  Well, I just no lie saw some sort of giant bee or wasp or yellow jacket that was BIGGER than a locust
you:  oh Jesus.  Get the hell outta there
me:  I know this because it was carting a locust.  I heard a massive thud upon my window pane and there was this beast, pulling a dead/dying locust upwards.  It was horrifying.
Sometimes during the summer it’s best to close the windows, close the blinds, and pray the monsters aren’t real.  ~AKH