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  • Bag of Jerky 2:13 pm on January 9, 2013 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: cardboard, healthy, , whole grain   

    Whole Gross Bread 

    Seeking to gain more nutritional value from my food, I’ve switched to whole grain breads.  Last Sunday, I encouraged my parents to try whole grain bread since we were out of their usual refined white bread.  Response from the Mom (and I quote):  “It’s like eating cardboard…..and stones.” ~AKH

  • Bag of Jerky 1:50 pm on December 27, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: denim, fancypants, jeans   

    At Old Navy and Gap, they’re “jeans,” but at Banana Republic they’re “denim.” Must be fancypants. ~AKH

  • Bag of Jerky 1:37 pm on December 14, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: hilarious, ,   

    Our Mother, ladies and gentlemen…

  • Bag of Jerky 11:09 am on November 8, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , dissappointment,   

    One of life’s many disappointments:  Opening a fun-sized pack of Sour Patch Kids only to discover it is dominated by the one flavor you dislike #whitewhine

  • Bag of Jerky 2:44 pm on October 11, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: jerk,   

    You, who sent this email, are the absolute WORST kind of douchebag.

    • EWH 11:30 am on November 8, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      Happens to be at least once a week and pisses me off every time

  • Bag of Jerky 1:51 pm on October 11, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: access link, crosswalk, pedestrian,   

    Yesterday I was crossing the street within a crosswalk with a white “walk” light illuminated in front of me on the opposite corner.  Just as I was thinking all was well, I was nearly plowed over by an Access Link van making a violent left turn into my pathway.  Access Link is a transportation service provided for disabled citizens.  I can’t help but think the driver was looking to create a new customer. ~AKH

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  • Bag of Jerky 8:23 am on October 4, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    If tomatoes are a fruit, isn’t ketchup a smoothie? ~ CQH

  • Bag of Jerky 8:14 am on October 4, 2012 Permalink | Reply  

    Yesterday I watched a guy on the PATH… 

    Yesterday I watched a guy on the PATH train eat an apple.  A whole apple.  Fruit, core, stem, and seeds… ~CQH

  • Bag of Jerky 11:14 am on September 7, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: infantile humor, sowerbutt   

    At work, going through site surveys of old mill buildings:

    This guy’s name was SOWERBUTT. tee hee. ~AKH

  • Bag of Jerky 3:21 pm on September 6, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: p.o.s., parking ticket,   

    Sometimes the law has a sense of humor…

    Look!  I got a parking ticket from Officer Peo S. Jones (read:  P.O.S. Jones).  Someone must be pulling my leg.  ~AKH

    • EWH 9:44 am on September 7, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      70 bones is kind of steep for a meter ticket but at least you were able to get a good laugh out of it.

    • Bag of Jerky 11:15 am on September 7, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      I know, right?!? I did some research and that’s a heftier fine than I would have gotten had I been driving with a revoked license. I need to ask the judge about this. ~AKH

    • Anonymous 9:37 pm on January 31, 2013 Permalink | Reply

      Two results when you bing “Peo S. Jones”. I wonder if that guy is happy about this post.

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