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  • Bag of Jerky 12:01 pm on May 30, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: dispatched, , upside down   

    I saw this woman as I strolled down State Street today.  I literally laughed in her face as she passed me.  In an effort to be discrete, I waited until I crossed the street to take a picture of her.  Because of this, the photo is a bit hard to decipher, but I’ve zoomed in and brightened the shot to help our readers see. ~AKH

    Umbrella dispatched, upside down. I’d like to note that it was not raining, similar to when we were first introduced to the use of the term “dispatched” in a situation such as this.

    • David 2:40 pm on May 30, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      With the recent Zombie outbreak on an overpass in Miami, I don’t know if laughing in the face of homeless crazy people is the best plan of action.

  • Bag of Jerky 2:14 pm on September 23, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: dispatched, douchenozzle, horrible, monsoon, no good, ripped jeans, terrible, very bad   

    The following is a gchat conversation between your Bag of Jerky authors describing today’s events.  It has been slightly edited in the spirit of conciseness.  ~AKH


    CQH:  I walked outside and opened up my umbrella (in a monsoon) and one of the arms on it bent, broke, and poked a hole in my umbrella. Then as I rounded the corner toward Energy Kitchen, my jeans got caught on a sign sticking off of the side of a building and they ripped, so I had to go to the Gap and get new jeans.  Then when i FINALLY made it to EK they were out of sweet potatoes.

    AKH: Where did your jeans rip?
    CQH:  The inside seam…huge gaping hole.
    AKH:  I’m not even sure how that happened.
    CQH:  NEITHER AM I!  It got snagged on the outside!
    AKH:  Very strange….I know I shouldn’t be, but I’m laughing.
    CQH:  Yeah it was funny:  Funny to see some douchenozzle hobbling down the street trying to cover her exposed bathing suit parts with a half-dispatched umbrella.
    CQH:   I’m too ashamed.
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