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  • Bag of Jerky 4:05 pm on May 2, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: curb, garbage, grill   

    The following is an accurate account of last night’s events:

    AKH:  “So when are we going to get rid of the old grill that’s been sitting, unused in our yard for the last 3 years?”

    Parental Units:  “We don’t know how properly to dispose of it.”

    AKH:  “I do.”

    I then went outside and wheeled that bitch the the curb.  As of 8am this morning, the grill was gone.  Moral of the story:  If you’re not sure what to do with something, kick it to the curb.

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  • Bag of Jerky 9:40 am on January 3, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: garbage, life's conundrums,   

    Can someone please explain to me why garbage cans are so expensive?!  To get a can that’s a decent size and won’t allow odors to permeate the kitchen, one has to drop approximately 200 bones.  I find it ludicrous that garbage can manufacturers actually expect people to pay that much for a receptacle that is going to hold the likes of rotten meat, baby poop, and greasy pizza boxes (and no, greasy pizza boxes are not recyclable).  ~AKH

     
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