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  • Bag of Jerky 12:06 pm on July 17, 2013 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: neck bones, Trenton   

    What, pray tell, are fresh neck bones?!

    What, pray tell, are fresh neck bones?! ~AKH

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  • Bag of Jerky 3:21 pm on June 25, 2013 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: Correctional Dental Associates, Trenton   

    Correctional Dental Associates 

    Correctional Dental Associates

    I’m confused. Do they correct teeth problems or do they only perform dental services on individuals in the corrections system? ~AKH

     
  • Bag of Jerky 3:47 pm on April 16, 2013 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: broom, Trenton   

    Left my broom 

    I saw this whilst on my way into the office yesterday morning (click on the image to zoom). ~AKH
    Broom Combined

     
  • Bag of Jerky 1:51 pm on October 11, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: access link, crosswalk, pedestrian, Trenton   

    Yesterday I was crossing the street within a crosswalk with a white “walk” light illuminated in front of me on the opposite corner.  Just as I was thinking all was well, I was nearly plowed over by an Access Link van making a violent left turn into my pathway.  Access Link is a transportation service provided for disabled citizens.  I can’t help but think the driver was looking to create a new customer. ~AKH

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  • Bag of Jerky 3:21 pm on September 6, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: p.o.s., parking ticket, Trenton   

    Sometimes the law has a sense of humor…

    Look!  I got a parking ticket from Officer Peo S. Jones (read:  P.O.S. Jones).  Someone must be pulling my leg.  ~AKH

     
    • EWH 9:44 am on September 7, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      70 bones is kind of steep for a meter ticket but at least you were able to get a good laugh out of it.

    • Bag of Jerky 11:15 am on September 7, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      I know, right?!? I did some research and that’s a heftier fine than I would have gotten had I been driving with a revoked license. I need to ask the judge about this. ~AKH

    • Anonymous 9:37 pm on January 31, 2013 Permalink | Reply

      Two results when you bing “Peo S. Jones”. I wonder if that guy is happy about this post.

  • Bag of Jerky 12:01 pm on May 30, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , Trenton, upside down   

    I saw this woman as I strolled down State Street today.  I literally laughed in her face as she passed me.  In an effort to be discrete, I waited until I crossed the street to take a picture of her.  Because of this, the photo is a bit hard to decipher, but I’ve zoomed in and brightened the shot to help our readers see. ~AKH

    Umbrella dispatched, upside down. I’d like to note that it was not raining, similar to when we were first introduced to the use of the term “dispatched” in a situation such as this.

     
    • David 2:40 pm on May 30, 2012 Permalink | Reply

      With the recent Zombie outbreak on an overpass in Miami, I don’t know if laughing in the face of homeless crazy people is the best plan of action.

  • Bag of Jerky 10:48 am on May 21, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , hoodlum, Trenton   

    This weekend I learned several meanings for the word burn.

    Incidence #1.  On my drive home from work Friday afternoon, I was cruising the streets of Trenton with total disregard for energy efficiency as I had both the AC on and my car windows open.  My car was roasting after sitting in the blazing sun all day and in my opinion, this is the best way to cool down the car.  So with Carly Rae Jepsen blasting from my speakers, I came to a stop at an intersection that is home of New Family Liquors.  As I awaited a green light, some hoodlum approached my car.
    Hoodlum:  “Yo, I got that good burn.”

    Me:  “Burn?”

    Hoodlum:  “Yeah.  Weed.”

    Me:  “OH! pppffffHA!  no.”

    What made this hoodlum think I was looking to score some drugs, I’ll never know.  One would have thought Carly Rae Jepsen would be clue enough that I wasn’t interested, not to mention the fact that I needed him to explain the wares he was peddling.

    Incidence #2.  Later in the weekend, I singed my forehead with a straightening iron, essentially killing my skin cells so that a diagonal black line punctuates my forehead until I can grow some new skin.  This burn is much different from what my hoodlum friend had in mind. ~AKH

     
  • Bag of Jerky 10:13 am on April 5, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: real estate beast, Trenton, young   

    Isn’t this fellow a bit young to be selling real estate?  Nevertheless, he IS the “Real Estate Beast” and therefore clients should feel confident leaving their properties in the hands of a five year old. ~AKH

     

    Capable Trenton Realtor

     
  • Bag of Jerky 10:31 am on February 29, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: stick, Trenton, weave   

    Whilst walking into work today, I noticed something unusual near the ground out of the corner of my eye.  I had already passed said object when its identity registered in my mind.  I doubled back to snap this photo.  Here it is folks:  Weave on a stick. ~AKH

    Weave on a stick, blowing in the breeze, like a flag on a mast.

     
  • Bag of Jerky 3:49 pm on February 9, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: cat call, , geriatric, Trenton, vest   

    It’s been a while since I’ve had the opportunity to walk the length of State Street in Trenton.  Today I made my triumphant return, and let me tell you, the city did not disappoint.  I cite the following examples:

     

    #1.  Not one, but two geriatric fellows cat called to me within a three-minute time span.  The second was particularly attractive due to the fact that he was grasping a cane.

    #2.  This number was featured at a sidewalk sale sponsored by the local men’s sportswear store.  It’s a puffy vest for a very large man.  Furthermore, it’s a steal at only $19.99.  Look closely.  Those are dinosaurs. ~AKH

     
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