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I’m back, bitches. ~CQH

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Last night we walked over to the local carnival to procure some fried treats.  On the walk home, I happily nibbled my fried Oreos, dusting my navy blue dress with powdered sugar until……DUN DUN DUN!….tragedy struck.  I’m not quite sure how it happened (odds are I was talking and gesturing wildly), but one of my Oreos bit the dust.  I was so distraught.  There it was, lying on the sidewalk of our neighborhood, helpless and alone. ~AKH

 

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An indication you might be the fat kid:  Your iPad has butter smears on it because you just HAD to simultaneously check facebook and consume an entire bag of popping corn. ~AKH

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“Nuns with Guns.”  Yup, that’s the hook my grammar school used to reel in locals for some good old fashioned family fun.  Would not have been my choice of words, but it definitely caught my eye. ~AKH