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  • Bag of Jerky 11:48 am on February 18, 2014 Permalink | Reply  

    Natural Refrigeration 

     

    At work I’ve often struggled with the fact that the refrigerator is two flights of stairs down from my office. Should I want cream in the coffee I brew in my room, I have to go down and up said stairs and many times I’m just too lazy to do that. Thus I find myself reluctantly drinking black coffee. Mother nature, however, has temporarily solved my problem as for the last 2 months I’ve had a personal refrigerator on the roof just outside of my window. Not everything about this polar vortex is unfortunate. ~AKH Polar Vortex milk

     
  • Bag of Jerky 1:45 pm on September 30, 2013 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , apple roll   

    Today at work I have 2 small apples for snacking. One of them is bruised because last night I tried to “Aladdin” it and failed miserably. ~AKH
    Aladdin Apple Roll

     
  • Bag of Jerky 8:59 am on August 26, 2013 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , diabetic coma,   

    Somewhere in my office is a mouse in a diabetic coma. ~AKH
    mouse

     
  • Bag of Jerky 12:06 pm on July 17, 2013 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: neck bones,   

    What, pray tell, are fresh neck bones?!

    What, pray tell, are fresh neck bones?! ~AKH

     
  • Bag of Jerky 3:21 pm on June 25, 2013 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: Correctional Dental Associates,   

    Correctional Dental Associates 

    Correctional Dental Associates

    I’m confused. Do they correct teeth problems or do they only perform dental services on individuals in the corrections system? ~AKH

     
  • Bag of Jerky 5:03 pm on April 29, 2013 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: airline, delayed, kurtis, lost, luggage, ocean, plane   

    So I had a cross-country flight yesterday, with a layover in Dallas. My flight from Seattle to Dallas was delayed, so I had to haul ass to make my connecting flight to continue on to Philly. With no time to spare, I made it, but I knew my checked luggage wouldn’t be so lucky. So needless to say, American Airlines is in the process of delivering my “delayed” luggage to my home. They actually have a very efficient tracking system. I was notified when my bag left Dallas, arrived in Philly, and was sent out for delivery. Next step: track the driver. This is my driver:

    Meet Kurtis.

    Meet Kurtis.

    Should I be concerned that the driver tracking map currently has Kurtis in the middle of the ocean? (click to enlarge)

    Kurtis_blur

    ~AKH

     
  • Bag of Jerky 4:21 pm on April 16, 2013 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: cinnamon roll, icing, microwave   

    I have to laugh when the microwave tells me to “Enjoy my meal” when I’ve just reheated a plate caked with the remnants of cinnamon roll icing for the sole purpose of loosening the goo for consumption. ~AKH

     
  • Bag of Jerky 3:47 pm on April 16, 2013 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: broom,   

    Left my broom 

    I saw this whilst on my way into the office yesterday morning (click on the image to zoom). ~AKH
    Broom Combined

     
  • Bag of Jerky 3:18 pm on April 10, 2013 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: granola, miss, yogurt   

    I tried to put granola in my yogurt.  I missed. ~AKH

    I tried to put granola in my yogurt. I missed. ~AKH

     
  • Bag of Jerky 4:54 pm on February 21, 2013 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , italian chicken, resourceful   

    Yesterday I chose to have a meal at Burger King because I heard that my all-time favorite BK sammy was back on the menu. I was delighted to see that the rumors were true and I happily ordered my Italian Chicken Sandwich. My order was taking a while, but I didn’t realize why until I opened the wrapper in the car. My Italian Chicken Sandwich, normally outfitted with an oblong roll, was sandwiched between two circular pieces of hamburger bun. I can only imagine the cook thinking “F! We’re out of long rolls. What do I do? What do I do?” Cook then sees the hamburger bun out of the corner of his eye and thinks, “That’ll do!” All I can say is that as a customer, I find that particular Burger King employee very resourceful. A for effort! ~AKH

    long chicken on round roll.

    long chicken on round roll.

     
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